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Dirty skin, greasy,never showers
Tanner is always covered in grease looks like he has a spray tan
When you let one rip unfiltered in someone's face, but it turns out to be a shart.
"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"
"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"
When a man and woman put spray tan on their gonads and have sex until they turn dark brown.
I gave Sally a sick mexican spray tan last night.
A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin
“Dude I gave Stacy a dirty spray tan and it’s still on her”
The name that Nic calls Lilli. Lilli is pretty and Nic is barf. Nic is kinda of a dude that wants all the girls till they get boring and finds someone new yup that's it
Lilli:is that Nic??
Callie: yea if I were you i wouldn't trust him
Kalyn: yea me either
Spray tan girl