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A week in which one does not wear pants.
tom-"hey what are you doing for spring break?"
jeff-"sleeping till noon, and not attempting to get up or wear pants."
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A time of the year (usually in Mar or Apr) when college students from the northern states go to the sunbelt to bask in the beaches, beer, bods and booty. The biggest destinations are probably Cancun, Cabo San Lucas, Panama City and Miami Beach.
For guys its a time of waiting to meet a hot chick and score with her a few hours later after she gets drunk. For the ladies, they put on their bathing suit and hope to meet a hot guy, hoping he's not filming you for Girls Gone Wild.
Spring Break is usually so wild and so debaucherous that its primary sponsors should be Valtrex and Trojan.
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A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."
Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
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The only way CSI: Miami had something to do their show on.
Im not going to spring break in west palm this year, i dont wanna be on that stupid show again.
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When a friend of yours ruins your chances with a girl you're trying to get.
Isaac spring breaked Ryan with Summer
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When a woman lifts her shirt and shakes her boobs to gain favor as in girls gone wild
I tried spring breaking the cop but I still got a speeding ticket.
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A pair of optimal breasts that defy gravity. Spring break titties (SPT) and normal breasts differ due to the fact that, despite their large size, spring break titties are perky, bouncy, and have the ideal ratio of areola to breast tissue. All SPT are breasts, but not all breasts are SPT. Made popular by the Youtuber BlastphamousHD.
"Spring break titties" BlastphamousHD
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