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When a young lady or man ( to be inclusive) has had such a fulfilled sexual time that they are literally drenched in man custard.
Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.
Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
Slang term for male ejaculate.
Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.
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a crossbreed between scene, punk, and indie kids
only cool kids are spunkie
or another word for horny
oooorrr when a person prefers to give someone a hand-job with their left hand
- spread it around-
=)
"whoa that girl is wearin a studded belt, cow boyboots and has a flippin' mo-howak! Shes so spunkie!"
"Damn! she makes me so spunkie!"
"That girl gave it to be spunkie!"
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Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.
Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.
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To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.
I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!
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An endearing term used for a girl with a butt so attractive you could jizz all over it...
'Hey spunky bum, you're Iookin hot tonight'...
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