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Squatch

Watching something while squatting

Dad: I am going to squatch you play your football game

by Hydration Man April 6, 2020


squatch

A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.

The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)

Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"

by superwhitey August 10, 2006

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squatch

The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.

ugggghhh breh I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch a brewin

by Houston meza December 26, 2013

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Squatched

To become bigger, stronger, and hairier.

James really got squatched this summer.

by mcboogy September 1, 2011

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Squatch

A large bearded man, resembling a Sasquatch, native to northern California. Their mouths are notorious for being reminiscent of Greek vaginas.

I'd like to fuck that Squatch in the mouth.

by Quangola April 21, 2006

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squatch

The amount of wrapper and plate build-up after you smoke.

That's a nice squatch you have on your coffee table.

by cag3287 November 5, 2010

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squatch

a universal word used for any cuss word that you don't want to say.

Shut the squatch up you mother squatchin squatch.

by Stujypoojiation October 4, 2011

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