squirrely squirrelison

The name of a male squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

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getting squirrely

the act of engaging in awesome shit.

We're getting squirrely right now. What are you doing?

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Squirrely Kid

Someone you know only by association, NOT BY CHOICE, that exhibits squirrely behavior. Heavy breathing, constant sweating, nervous twitching, shy in most social situations.
Someone who can't say no because they will sacrifice anything for acceptance.

I'm not going to buy a book this semester, I've got a squirrely kid next to me, I'll use his.

Don't you feel bad manipulating him? Nah, he's a squirrely kid.

Eugene, from Hey Arnold

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squirrely fart nut

the action of farting on your balls, then sticking them in the ground and getting a girl or guy to dig them out followed by eating them.

oh my god I really want to do squirrely fart nut

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gettin' squirrely up in here

A phrase used to describe a situation that is totally out of hand or ridiculous.

JB: Did you see the Katies and Bridget spiking their drinks with vodka in the breakroom?

Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!

Squirrely

To be feeling unlike one's self.

The night with the ladyboy and copious amount of Jagermiester had me feeling a little squirrely.

Squirrely

Something you say when an event is weird, strange, funny, or normal. It is named after the animal squirrel.

I just got a hamburger, it was pretty squirrely.