STAB

A small-ass school is C'ville, Va where the Polo logo is everywhere, more than half of the kids rock the chron, and every middle/upper school parent is required to drive a Suburban or some other ridiculously large SUV to drop off their only child, also, the student parking lot is filled with much nicer cars than the faculty one

"Hey did your mom get a new Suburban?"
"Yeah the other one was getting to the 10K mark so we decided to trade it in"

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Stabbing

the act of getting stabbed,
which is when someone used a metal stick to stab you

I got stabbed when they gave me the corona vaccine

after getting stabbed Samuel l Jackson said "you motherfucker"

stabbing is war thing

Stab

The term used for a girl you have previously had sex with.

I don't care if she's all over you. Don't mess with my stab.

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Stabs

A car's ability to drive fast.

"My car's got stabs."

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Stab by

open car window and stab by+

niqua: i stab by joo

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STAB

Stupid Territorial Army Bastard

Created by idiot regular army squadies who think they're big and clever.

Squadie: Lads! Lads! We got us a STAB! HAHAHAHA!

TA Soldier: How about I show you the REAL meaning of STAB?

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stabbed

What will happen to you in inner city dublin if you don't wear a 'burberry' jumper, or tuck your tracksuit bottoms into your socks

ey! mista'r, gis yar wallit, ar i'll get ya stabbed!

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