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swagger-stagger

The arrogant strut of a self-important drunk

After she turned him down, he swagger-staggered away, shouting "I was only gonna pity-fuck you anyway"

by Mousegirl666 August 25, 2011

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staggering distance

Within walking distance of a bar or drinking establishment.

Our hotel room was within staggering distance of the beach, so we didn't have to call a cab.

You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.

by doucher March 4, 2012

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stagger foot

The person who has stagger foot is a person who is so drunk they can barely walk.

Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2021

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Staggering Pirate

A sexual act, in which, the male is having sex with the female doggy-style and pretends to cum. When the female turns back to inspect the male shoots his ejaculate into her eye, then kicks her in the shin. The male then proceeds to run as he is chased by the female AKA the staggering pirate.

Dude whats up with your chick's eye?" "Oh she is just recovering from that staggering pirate I gave her last week.

by BongHeadDude July 16, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit staggering

shit staggering is when you are walking(staggering) when drunk or high aka hammered to the state that u cant walk right

man1:how much u had mate ?
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?

man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys

by bushby_grimsby July 21, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Three-Two Stagger

A 5 cup re-rack in beer pong in which cups are vertically aligned, with 3 on the left and 2 on the right. This rack is also referred to as the "D" or the "Swagger Stagger."

Tyler: Yo Trevor we need one more cup to get the three-two stagger. You need to make this.

Trevor: I got this. (ball goes into cup and beer splashes)

Tyler: Big shot. Give us a 3-2 Stagger when you get a chance

Tyler & Trevor: This game is OVER

by Swagger Staggaaa August 18, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


heartbreaking work of staggering power

1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.

"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."

by The Library Fairy August 29, 2012