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An incredible real time strategy we Americans made for fun,
although the Koreans took it, and made it their lifestyle, culture, national sport, etc. etc., if a baby born in Korea is unable to defeat the computer at birth, it is dubbed ill and is left for the dead at the local hospis
Any local korean child is most likely able to play starcraft or is at least decent at it (this shows they are american born)Not all Koreans are like this though, some are normal
popular kid enters "gang" of koreans: ehy guys what are you playing?
Koreans: snort snort starcraft hehe lolz
popular kid: o really? nice my uncle works at blizzard he tells me about it... lemme try
*plays*
popular kid: aw dammit the computer beat me! this is hard
Koreans: LOLZ LMAO KGMAOGJASKD JKGSHKGIAS BKJDSDHSFNB GHJDMNHJDM HARHARHAHRAHHR U SUCK L=HAHAHKASGSAGL AJ65479782R8Y IWHRESGB JS WHAT A LOSER
popular kid: wait wtf? cmon it's just a game... ill get better at it, it's pretty fun
Koreans: HARHAHRAHRHA SHUT UP U SUCK
popular kid *getting pissed*: hey why don't you guys shut up, your the losers
Koreans: DHEAsegf fhjsafdsgeasj fvsgjaf jH FDSAGF HSDGAHF DSGF SHBJNAH UR DA LOZAH GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHJGNFHVJRNFHVGFJRNHGJFRNHVJN
popular kid: *gives signal*
*jocks comes in with baseball bats, cleats, lacrosse sticks, and bb guns*
Koreans: HARAHRAHRHAR ARE THESE UR LOSWER FRIENDSM BFGHESDHARSKF HB
*bang smack slash rack brack*
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The Best RTS in the world. Period. However, games like Counter-Strike rank over it, because for one thing, Starcraft games are to long.
Koreans are the best at StarCraft. Yes, it's proven. Korean holds an annual StarCraft tournament, and has T.V. channels devoted to StarCraft. O_o.
A: Hey, do you wanna play StarCraft?
B: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
A: Why?
B: 'Cause your Korean! Everyone knows Koreans own everyone in StarCraft!!
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Slang for masturbation, especially in one's room, late at night.
Kevin is playing StarCraft in his room again!
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A seriously overrated 2d RTS that everyone loves for no reason.
Also there is an expansion coming out called "Starcraft 3D" that is the same game but more ripped off of Warhammer 40k than ever.
See Total Annihilation for an actual RTS.
"OMG someone said something bad about starcraft! Gather the koreans and fags and thumbs down this entry!"
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A game made by blizzard in 1998.
nathan pwned all teh n00bs with his uber skillz in starcraft. Then teh n00b geoffry has teh mighty orgasum over teh uber rape.
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A real-time strategy game made in the late 90's by Blizzard.
Held in a god-like status for it's "unique" races (All of which were ripped off from Warhammer 40000, which came out in the 1980s!.) and balanced gameplay.
Famous/notorious for being the national sport in S. Korea.
Also considered to be the best PC (or overall) game of all time even though games like Deus Ex, System Shock, Company of Heroes, and X-com are far more superior.
Terran rips off of the Imperium of Men (Basically people with the cannon fodder characteristic of a Imperial Guard clad in power armors of the Adeptus Astartes. Siege Tank = the retarded and inefficient offspring of a Basilisk and Leman Russ)
Zerg ripped off the Tyranid (duh?)
Protoss ripped off the Eldar (but can actually fight and are not a bunch of pussies.)
In another word: all 3 races in Starcraft are just ripoffs.
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Masturbating, this term is used when a 24 year old guy mastubates at least 20-25 times a day.
Gangsta A: Hey where is Rob dude?
Marni: Just in his RSX
Gangsta A: Doin what?
Marni: I wonder what, smart boy! STARCRAFTIN
Gangsta A: Again?
Marni: Yah man, it has been at least 20 minutes!
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