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Knee steer

When you use your *knee* to *steer* the steering wheel of a car

Used mostly when you have better things to do with your hands than to turn the wheels of your car.

Handy for eating, changing CD:s, putting on makeup etc..
Also great for air guitaring those awesome solos!

P1: So i was driving home from work the other day and the radio started playing Freebird!
P2: So what you did?!?
P1: No sweat. I just knee steered for 5 minutes.

by B0hem July 28, 2010


Steer jock

1. An amateur who spends his money working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.

2. A professional who makes his living working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.

Joe is a steer jock, all he does is works with cattle

by bigben50 January 28, 2011

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Pork Steer

The tendency of a car to turn left (right in RHD cars) when being driven by a fatty. The driver's extreme weight causes the left side suspension to sag, making the car naturally turn left.
Although this can be a benefit if you normally make left turns, right hand turns will be negatively affected by the weight imbalance.

This effect is similar to torque steer, a similar effect found in FWD cars and caused by driveshaft differences.
Unlike torque steer, pork steer can be found in cars of any engine/drivewheel layout, as long as the driver is a pork enthusiast.

Q: why does my car turn left when i hit the go pedal?
A: lol pork steer
Source: Automotive Ins

by Automotive Insanity February 1, 2008

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Steers And Queers

Texas. "All they got in Texas is steers and queers"
- Matt Dillon in Over The Edge, 1979

Matt Dillon said "All they got in Texas is steers and queers," three years before "Officer And A Gentleman."

by Roscoe F September 13, 2008

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Steer Clear

To have a clear path, be easy, or Ryan Upchurch's song about tall grass sittin.

We have a steer clear road ahead of us, lets have some fun!
I got this math unit down, the test should be steer clear.
The last song I want to hear before I die, is Steer Clear by Upchurch because it's such a bop!

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023


kennedy steering

Poor steering system that allows the vehicle to turn only in one direction (typically to the left) whilst in reverse. Effectively moving only "back and to the left". Commonly found in cheap remote control cars used as office toys.

Dude, have you seen the latest Firebox catalogue, it's got a kick ass remote control knight rider car, but it only has kennedy steering.

by Mark Moynihan October 22, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pork Steer

The tendency of a car to turn left (right in RHD cars) when being driven by a fatty. The driver's extreme weight causes the left side suspension to sag, making the car naturally turn left.
Although this can be a benefit if you normally make left turns, right hand turns will be negatively affected by the weight imbalance.

This effect is similar to torque steer, a similar effect found in FWD cars and caused by driveshaft differences.
Unlike torque steer, pork steer can be found in cars of any engine/drivewheel layout, as long as the driver is a pork enthusiast.

Q: why does my car turn left when i hit the go pedal?
A: lol pork steer

by Automotive Insanity January 22, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž