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Free-market capitalist euphemism for adultery. See "hiking in Appalachia."
"I'll be in Argentina for a few days," said the governor, "accepting the stimulus."
"Good for you, Sir," said his aide with a knowing wink. "Accept the hell out of it."
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1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth
2. dildo
1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
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When one's fuck up goes in his/her favor.
To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.
To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.
This has been said around at my job recently.
"I can't believe I got that $200 stimulus package on my check because I forgot to clock out two days ago."
OR
"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."
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New term/phrase from the left/woke which simply means “your cash savings”.
We need to find a way to leverage the pre-loaded stimulus to help our economy recover from the pandemic.
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Something only dead people receive.
My great grandmother that was born in 1933 received an IRS stimulus check today, however I've filed 4 months ago and still dont have mine.
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give me some attention ahorita
girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.
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A radical plan to stimulate our economy that has been rumored to go into effect next year. This plan legalizes weed for one day (4/20) and allows only certain stores to sell whatever kind of food cooked with marijuana they desire. It is a proven fact that pot smokers are on the rise, especially with rappers such as Lil' Wayne who idolize pot smoking. This plan could make for one of America's most profitable days of the year, perhaps even surpassing Christmas!
The Stair Case Kids were just chillin (obviously on the staircase) and they realized that Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan could stimulate the economy and their minds at the same time!
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