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Governor Stirling Senior High School also known as Govo, is a high school located in Woodbridge, Perth. The first thing you are given when you enter the school is a knife, AR-15 and a bag of weed. Going to this school is like going into a game of firefight on Halo.
Dad: We're sending you to Governor Stirling Senior High School
Stevo: Faaaaark not Govo
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
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When one listens to Lindsey Stirling on repeat for so long that one's dreams are haunted by intense electric violin/Dubstep background music, resulting in one's sleep being constantly interrupted.
You: I'm so tired, brosephs. This has to stizzop.
Your Coworkers: What's going on, dawg?
You: I totally got Stirlinged again last night - woke up at least thrice.
Your Coworkers: Dayum... you really gotta stop listening to Lindsey on repeat at work, home slice.
A fan of violin plancer Lindsey Stirling.
The Stirlingers were pleased to see a spontaneous performance by Lindsey.
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Stirlingitis is a terrible afliction affecting many engineers and mechanics who have enjoyed working with the stirling engine. Many who have contracted this condition of being addicted to tinkering and playing with this curious mechanical device can't help themselves but continue to do it for life.
An engineer meets the stirling engine. He can't help but wonder "what if?" there are a million variables. Curiosity has taken advantage of him. He's hooked. He can't help himself. Hence the engineer has contracted "stirlingitis"
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emoly stirling is a silly billy jilly tilly milly illy nilly chilly battery muncher and she is the best ever so nice so cute and hot
“emoly stirling is the hottest”
huge coke head, loves cigarettes and poppers, you wont ever find him outside of his car, a little bit gay but still loves the diddles.
"Are you stirlinging me right now?"