Stog Vulture

A carnivorous cigarette fiend who circles around and raids dirty ashtrays; smoking every reminent cigarette down to the bare filter. They hover by outdoor ashtrays hoping someone leaves a morsel of a stog for their smoking pleasure. This person has no fear of herpes or any lip born disease. They will vulture any cigarette regardless of brand, type, or cleanliness.

Dirty Barry waited anxiously on top of the building for his moment. Poor Nancy became his prey. Nancy put out her cigarette at the waste recepticle where Barry was lurking. Barry then swooped in, attacked the used Kool Light, smoking it to the bone. Nancy looked at Barry in disgust and said "You Dirty Stog Vulture". Nancy did have the last laugh as she forget to apply her Valtrex(1) that day.

footnote (1) Valtrex Prevents Spreading Herpes/Warts

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two stogs

synonym to "peace out" as the two fingers in the air can be described as two stogs (cigarettes). Prevalent in the 90s in the San Francisco bay area.

Two stogs, I'm out of here.

Stog (v)

To provide a smoking instrument, typically a cigarette, to a companion in a social circle.

Wake up bro, don't laugh and call me a G, G. First, you need to stog (v) me G.

stog fly

A fly that hovers about piles of stog.

Dude, I'm a stog fly, look at me hover about this large pile of stog.

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1 stogs

to be stoked; happy about an event; having one cigar

1. I'm totally 1 stogs for the dowie
2. Are you 1 stogs about your jeuwe?
3. I have 1 stogs

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To Stog (v)

To provide a smoking instrument, typically a cigarette, to a companion in a social circle.

Yo G, wake up G, you need to stog (v) me G.

stogged

A Newfoundland term to describe being full in the stomach.

I am stogged after eating the jiggs dinner at Nan's place.