Stoob

A word that combines "stupid" and "noob" into one sentence. Used while playing multiplayer games online and typing words have to be kept to a minimum in order to avoid getting pawned or ganked. It helps to inform your opponent or teammate about what you truly, honestly feel about their gaming skills.

Me: This guy can't support for shit he is a stoob

Alvin: What's a stoob?

Me; A stupid noob. Like what you are now for not knowing what it means

stoob

Past tense of stab

Mary: What’s the past tense of stab?

You: Stoob. I stoob you!

Stoob

A thrusting wind that might move objects or make them fall.

The wind stoob up the leaves.

stoob

turd or shit

"I just shoved a big stoob out my ass."
"I just took the biggest stoob."