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The artist you listen to when you need to get straitened out.
Get straitened out with George Strait.
A Texas Hold'em four card strait that is bet on because the player believes they already have a strait when they infact do not. This mistake is usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol while playing cards. Texas Hold'em hold'em poker cards
Last night Mark bet $10 on the Bryce Strait only to realize when he turned his hand up he didn’t have a strait after all.
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A series of islands located between Queensland, Australia and Papua New Guinea.
Badu Islander: Oi Bala, where abouts in Torres Strait you from?
Saibai Islander: I come from Saibai
Badu Islander: Fuck off back to Saibai you dumb cunt before I knock you out. No more act oslem mepla!!
Saibai Islander: sorry bala, I go back Saibai and have sex with an ugly, flea infested New Guinean woman.
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Strait Brainin: The act of masturbation using ones own imagination.
I don't watch porn guys, Strait Brainin till the day I die.
To be truthfull, Not in the act of telling false information
Man 1: Did she really give hit you with a hot mop?
Man 2: Oh, with a strait face!
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Those pussies that are afraid to have any fun in life
they think it makes them "cool" by abstaining from drugs, alcohol, sex outside of marriage, etc...all the fun things in life. They also tend to be vegetarian or vegan. Come on. Submit to peer pressure. Don't be afraid to have a little fun every once in a while other than just beating off all day, you pussies. I used to be a vegetarian, but I realized how much of a bitch I was being.
They are easily picked out of a crowd by the numerous "X" (meaning "hadcore")and "V" (meaning "Vegetarian" or "Vegan") symbols that they have either drawn on themselves or, in extreme cases, tattooed on their bodies. They have yet to realize that they will regret said tattoos in a few years.
Nathan is strait edge and, but those "V" tattoos on the back of his arms make me want to punch him in the face.
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an agreement
john:dawg she has a phat ass
Me:strait up dawg
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