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stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.

fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle

by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010


Death Stranding

A.k.a. Erotic asphyxiation. It's the act of cutting off oxygen to the brain to the point of near death before ejaculation.

He almost died while trying death stranding.

by Rick Silverman June 13, 2019

20๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


stranded sequel

in a movie collection, only owning a sequel, and not owning the original of the series, any true fan of movies, or any serious movie collector would not allow a travesty like this to occur

terminator 2 and not having terminator, terminator 2 would be a stranded sequel in your collection, owning aliens but not alien....... one acceptable exception to this rule is the hulk series, since the original "hulk" is just plain awful

by d-block-54 February 16, 2013


Stranded in L.A.

Stranded in L.A. is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that has started to gain notoriety of late because of their off-color (and sometimes completely inappropriate) humor and popularity on comedy web sites such as collegehumor.com and break.com.

Me: Are you "Stranded" yet?
My friend: What?
Me: Stranded in L.A.?
My friend: Shiiii, who isn't?

by J Guy the Great! January 9, 2013


sexy strands

The two pieces of hair that girls purposefully leave out of their ponytail or other style. The best ones are a different color than the rest and hang directly down in front of the eyes. They are usually greasy and unatractive. The key is that they are more than long enough to make it into the ponytail or, at the least, behind the ears.

Emma, did you see her sexy strands?! They were AWESOME.

by Rachel Ondejko July 26, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Isak Strand

Born on the bike, dead on the bike.

PEKKA VAR UTE OCH CYKLA - Isak Strand

by Isak Strand April 17, 2020


Amy Strand

When a girl always has hair across her face during photos.

Freaking A, she ruined the picture again with her Amy Strand!

by swhy November 2, 2018