What a male says when he is going to masterbate.
Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you
Emma: ...
When you use game pieces to strangle a player in Settlers of Catan who repeatedly makes dick-moves and sassy in-game remarks.
If you donβt shut the fuck up I will come over there and catan strangle you until you stop breathing!
When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.
Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"
Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.
"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."
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noun: a tedious ordeal; something painful or difficult; an extremely annoying experience
also can be used to refer to a person who exhibits such characteristics, although "cock strangler" may be more appropriate.
"Dude, that test was a fucking cock strangle"
"ugh, trying to get her to hang out is a cock strangle"
"You damn cock strangle(r)!!!!
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When a person is giving you head (male, or female) while there sucking on your penis or eating you out, you force there face aggressively into your pubes filling there mouth, or nose with pubic hair so they can't breath for a little bit because there be strangled by your pubes.
Dude, last night i was getting some head, and i decided to give the bitch the Fuzzy Strangle
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Verb: To be asphyxiated during the act of sexual intercourse, whether consentually or forcibly.
Derogitory title: A sexual deviant who asphyxiates others during a sexual act. Generally, the implication is that the act is not welcomed or consentual.
Brent was always so oddly polite and quiet. We were not surprised to learn he was a strangle-fuck.
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