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When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.
Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.
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The sexual act of a female gently squating flat-footed over the face of a man while he lies on his back. The female then rubs her vagina, 'taint' and anus across the man's mouth and nose. This can be done in repeated singular strokes or continuously while remaining in contact with the individuals face. Not to be confused with plain ol' face-sitting: this way the female controls various movements and intensity.
dude 1: "Last night my girl said she'd do anything I wanted."
dude 2: "So did you finally ask her to sit on your face?"
dude 1: "Naw man, even better. I asked her to give me a cherry strudel...and she did!"
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To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?
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Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!
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The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.
Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"
A strutel that is given to one that has massive hemorrhoids, causing them to pop and bleed profusely, resulting in death.
Hey man, did you hear about Derrick? I heard Bill gave him a fatal strudel, and now he's dead.
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Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.
Man, I was so pissed when Derrick woke me up with that waking strudel.
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