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The thing teenage boys tell they’re moms their doing when there jacking off.
Mom: “Honey I’m coming in to your room because off laundry!”
Honey: “No mom fuck off I’m, studying!!”
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no homework
teacher: alright class, the homework is to study
students: yes! no homework
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An activity performed by a student (usually at the last minute) to recall what the professor has been teaching for the whole semester. The word studying interestingly enough has the word "dying" within it. The purpose of this is to alert the victim as to how they will feel (as if they were dying) while participating in the activity.
Student : I was up studying section eight all night looking for the answer to problem number twenty six. I wanted to die when I couldn't find it. Where is the answer in section eight?
Professor : It's not in the book. You can find it in our in-class notes.
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Something you should be doing right now.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
You: Wasting my time on the internet instead of studying and doing assignments.
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The act of texting, eating, listening to music, watching tv, or sleeping when there is a textbook nearby.
"I was studying sooooo hard last night, I every episode of Arrested Development and ate some popcorn."
To go over to the opposite sex's house not to study, but to "study." "Studying" usually involves fooling around without any pants on.
"I'm going over to Amanda's house to 'study'"
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Something you should be doing right now but you're not. Congrats. ;)
Person 1: Dude I would love to play PUBG with u right now but I'm studying. ;(
Person 2 : Yea right, if ur studying how come ur on my server? stop lying bro.