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A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.
I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.
When you are having intercourse with a girl in doggy style, and you have an inconsistent beat in between each stroke.
Briana: “Damn, that nigga Chris’ stroke game wack as fuck. Nigga had a whole ass stutter stroke and everything.”
The unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when your thoughts move faster than your fingers and you begin to type a word or part of a word before you've finished a previous one.
Intended sentence: Man, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.
Type stutter: Man, I'm so hungould eat a horse.
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The lapse in concentration that occurs at the point of sexual euphoria, just as some pearl of wisdom (not THAT kind of pearl) or other verbal exclamation escapes one's mouth - the conjunction of which causing the one experiencing said euphoria to trip over their words.
Him: "aw yeah baby, aw yeah, who's your daddy? Who's yuh ... yuh ... aw yeah ... "
Her: "Thanks honey; that fuck stutter completely killed any inclination I might've had to orgasm."
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When you repeat the same letter in a word numerous times even when it's not spelled that way. Unlike actual stuttering this usualy occurs at the end of a word but in many cases there are exceptions. Often used when texting :)
person 1: heyyyyyyyyyyy whatss uppp?
person 2: dude you really have a text stutter
person 1: nnnnnnnnoooooooooo :P
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The phenomenon that happens to folks, usually born prior to 1950, at Starbucks when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to order a plain old cup of coffee.
Usually followed by growns and exchanged glances among the snotty Starbucks whores in line behind them.
Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $.25 for a cup of coffee.
Jesse: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"
Sam: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
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The act of trying to read your morning newspaper on a bumpy train or commuter bus.
I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.