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Internet Superhero

A person who boasts and make himself appear awesome over the internet by stating comments such as 'I'll beat your ass if I ever see you IRL' and being generally what they think can be described as 'bad-ass'. This is made possible by the privacy of the internet and where there is absolutely no chance of this person ever meeting the one he threatens.

Most of these people are actually socially awkward virgin males with no life.

- "honestly if you think this is cool you should just kill yourself. please. If i ever see this tattoo on a person, i will know it was you, because nobody but a fuckin fag like you would think it's cool. and i will beat the shit out of you."

inb4 internet superhero.

by Dimman March 3, 2010

23πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


superhero chin

A chin with a dimple on a man or woman. Originated from the beloved and one, true Superman.....Christopher Reeve.

Her features aren't manly because she has a superhero chin that is badass!

by LazyEgg January 15, 2018


Superhero sandwich

When someone dresses up as a hero and makes a sub like sandwich and proceeds to fuck the sandwich until he ejaculates inside.

Hey jimmy the craziest thing happen to me a superhero came down and gave me a superhero sandwich.

by Upliftcone October 31, 2017


Superhero Sex

When you get drunk and have sex like your a superhero and you can do anything and not get hurt doing it.

Jack: Babe lets get drunk tonight and have Superhero sex!

Jill: Ooh yea we can do that thing that we can't do normally ;)

Jack: That's my superwoman ;)

by thatgirlalexis September 25, 2010

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


superhero landing

SuΒ·perΒ·heΒ·ro LanΒ·ding
/verb
The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.

"Sex has been boring lately, shall we spice it up a bit with the superhero landing?"

by CockGobbler3000 March 23, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


unpaid superhero

Generally,stoner slang for waking up in the morning with an erection, for no apparent reason.

Dude1: So this morning I tottaly had an unpaid superhero.
Dude2: Did you jack off?
Dude1: Nah, I had to get ready for work...

by Ekhoengmoon April 18, 2008

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


internet superhero

A term used mockingly to describe certain trolls. Most commonly used to describe 4chan sagefags (who attempt to kill a thread by saging enough times to trigger the automatic sage function) because most sagefags claim to be doing 4chan a service by killing a shit thread. The term is not all that widespread, as there's been somewhat of a crackdown on sagefags in the last year.

Troll: saged for massive faggotry.

Troll: sagesagesage

OP: Internet Superhero. Anyway let's stop feeding the trolls...

(OP reports sagefag)

Troll: lol im not going away until this shit is dead (User has been banned for this post.)

by asdfzxc September 11, 2011

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž