Surge of yumminess

As explained by Kevin...

When the tingle of yummy hits the back of your throat and makes you smile a little.

Z: Kev, what's the smile for?
Kev: That jelly cookie gave me a surge of yumminess <with a grin>
Sean: My gordita gives me a surge of yumminess all the time <with a BIG grin>

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Shit Surge

The intense feeling of pain that comes in waves right before explosive diarrhea. Intestinal gurgling with tightening of the guts is common. Often accompanied by the meat sweats.

After I ate that 32 ounce steak, I immediately had shit surges on the way home in the car.

love surge

a love surge is a replica of a shake weight with arms

"so sean is having a love surge right now, and he's going to wrap his arms around me and shake with the electricity of love ❤️ "

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Wind Surge

The shart filled air that comes out of your anus just before you have explosive diarrhea.

The pressure release from that wind surge was almost euphoric.

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surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

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surge protector

in a situation that finds three men simultaneously having anal sex, with person (a) topping person (b), and person (b) topping person (c), the surge protector refers to the middle person (person b), who is both getting anally penetrated while anally penetrating at the same time. this middle participant in the threesome is in effect transferring power from the person fucking him to the person he is fucking.

yo, that surge protector is fucking and getting fucked at the same time!

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surging sanders

According to the Daily Show's Trevor Noah, the Surging Sanders is "when you come out of nowhere": a sexually charged pun based on Bernie Sanders' sudden appearance.

Hilary Clinton is worried about a Surging Sanders.

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