swank

literally any piece of clothing. LITERALLY. the article of clothing is then identified by descriptive adjectives

Jim: DUDE! Have you seen Kevin?!?
Tod: RIGHT?!? He's rocking that semi-classy head swank~
(In this example, the swank is a fedora)

Bill: Yo! Nice heavy swank~
Alex: Thanks! It's my favorite parka.

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swank

a combination of swank and dank that was started by the one and olny me in Lynnfield, Mass, aka nowhere worth going.

hey man, how was ure weekend?

It was swank!

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swank

A lame, cornball, softie cake. Equivilent to a mark.

U's a f*ckin swank.

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swank

To wank using your own feces as lubricant, as in a shit wank.

holy shit, that sick fuck is having a swank on my mom's bed.

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swank

1. High Class
2. extremely cool
3. So Wetarted And Not Kool

1. This suite is very swank, it probably costs a lot.
2. Wow, that movie was so swank.
3. Ugh, I hate that guy, he is so S.W.A.N.K

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swank

Masturbate; to pleasure oneself.

Gid just learned to swank it.

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swank

one who is a whore/skank/bitch/fugly slut

Damn! Bryan is such a SWANK!

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