sweaterness

1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.

"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."

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sweaters

film on your teeth generally after a good nights sleep or from extended period of time without brushing

i really need to brush my teeth, i can feel the sweaters

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Sweaters

Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.

Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through

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Sweatering

the act of wearing a sweater

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.

Sweater

Someone who sweats alot

wow, Joe is such a sweater (said after P.E class)

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sweaters

a group of really dumb women. - as in, they are as dumb as sweaters. not to be confused with the verb form of actual sweating. can be used in singular form also.

I didn't think there would be so many sweaters at this party.

or

That Donna chick is such a frickin' sweater.

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Sweater dumplings

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.

She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.