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When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins
5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!
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Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.
Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch
Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH
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when your hizhopping in your rizide and you got your biznatch with ya.
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The Bitch Switch is a very complex scenario, in which a guy is with a girl, smashes, and has that girl leave, moments before the next girl shows up without either of them knowing anything. Both of which are complete opposites of each other i.e. night and day.
John: How'd your night go?
Randy: The Bitch Switch worked perfectly as usual
Switches get Bitches
Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.
This is usually followed by the statement
bags are for f**s
Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.
While true lowriders get all the females…
Switches get bitches , bags are for f**s …
When a female goes aggressively reacts, usually instantaneously, in an aggressive manner
You clicked her bitch switch when you said her mom was hot.