Dibs on the tailpipe

Said right dibs have been called on a girl, it's a euphemism for wanting to have a threesome where the one who calls "Dibs on the tailpipe" desires the anal position

You: "Hot chick at your ten o'clock"
Friend: "Dibs!"
You: "Dibs on the tailpipe"
Friend: "I didn't know you were into that"

siberian tailpipe

When you poop in a Ziploc bag roll it up and put it in the freezer. Then shove it up a girls butt.

My wife said I was boring and wanted a vacation. So I gave a Siberian tailpipe to shut her up.

texas tailpipe

the act of crapping down someones chimney.

he pissed me off so i gave him the texas tailpipe

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Bombay Tailpipe

1. When your girlfriend falls asleep facedown after sex, and you take your lit cigarette and stick it in her ass crack.

2. When your friend with really bad breath takes a hit off a bong, and blows the nasty smoke in everyone's face

Rasheed: Damn that shit is strong
Elliot: Dude, brush your teeth, you just shot me with a Bombay Tailpipe

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Tailpipe water

When something as water excreted through the tailpipe. In this case the muffler. Don't push on the gas to hard or you might create tailpipe water. Like when you are sliding into third and feel a squishy turd.

Where is this tailpipe water coming from? Don't know quit hitting the gas

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go suck a tailpipe

Go kill yourself (1990s) used by Bill Hicks to encourage advertising folks to go off themselves.

Go suck a tailpipe

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Banana up the Tailpipe

1) to engage in anal sex

"Omg did you hear what Chris did to Jenny?"
"Yeah he gave her a banana up the tailpipe."

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