take out

a skanky girl at a party, you'll know her because she is just going to be picked up and brought home

Willard: "dude, i want some delicious take out tonight"
Eugene: "well then let's go to diana's you know she's always gots some hoes"

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take out

online booty; used by gay men who frequent AOL chat rooms, especially, or other online or internet sites, to pick up quick sexual encounters.

Originated in Washington DC.

Gay man # 1: Hey--I thought you said you weren't gonna be around this afternoon?

Gay man # 2: I went on aol to order take out, but that faggot's standing me up...

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take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

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take outs

clear plastic gel-filled inserts girls put into their bras or bathing suits to make their boobs appear a cup size bigger. they smell bad if you wear them everyday and dont wash them. you cant tell if someone is wearing them even if someone touches or squeezes it through a bra or shirt. they come in a pink chinese take out box.

catherines boobs suddenly became bigger the summer she bought take outs

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taking page out of my book

When someone tries to do the same things you do.

He is wearing the same hat I do. He's taking page out of my book

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take-out beer

when you're underage and you find a bar chill enough to provide (delivery) for you....without checking ID

Guy 1: yo bro lets swill reebs 2night
Guy 2: yea lets get dank detaretilbo..but how...?
Guy1: lets get some take-out beer remember?
Guy 2: Yea that guy at that bar down town is mad chill and will hook us up..even bring it hahah
Guy 3: MAD NICE!!!!!!

spank take out

Man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing porn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off.

Dude: "Are you on your way home from work?"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"