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taking a piss

Phrase used it the UK to describe the action of taking advantage of the situation, in particular at work. Basically putting the least amount of work possible without getting sacked. The UK English equivalent of mailing it in in US English.

Q: Where is that damn capacity report, Tara should've been done 2 weeks ago?
A: Tara is taking a piss.

by Call Me Ishmael May 25, 2007

78πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


taking the piss

vb. Medical.

When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.

I had to go to the clinic and the nurse took the piss out of me

by Ben Dover of the Yard September 4, 2004

82πŸ‘ 238πŸ‘Ž


Take a piss

When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to β€œtake a piss” to get it out of their system.

You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..

β€œLarry, you dickhead!”

β€œAlright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”

Or

In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...

β€œEveryone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”

by greenpoopyfrootloopy123 May 4, 2019

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


taking a piss

Phrase used it the UK to describe the action of taking advantage of the situation. The UK English equivalent of "mailing it in" in US English.

Q: Where is that damn capacity report, Tara should've been done 2 weeks ago?
A: I guess Tara is taking a piss.

by Call Me Ishmael May 9, 2007

13πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


are you taking the piss

It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.

A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate

B: are you taking the piss!?

by Light skin goddess January 18, 2018

81πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 22, 2005

164πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023