lame. Origiates from "Laguna Beach: the Real OC" on MTV.
Cares only about his car (named "Egleclaw") and all his stupid Diesel.
Claims to have hooked up with every girl at LBHS (...twice).
Dropped out of high school over Winter break, now lives in an apartment in LA next to Frankie Munoz. Claims to be "working on his album".
Steve pulled a Talan Torriero and crashed his Yukon. Weak.
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Talan Reid is one of the hottest man you will ever meet . Talan Reid is the kind of guy that will bash the absolute shit out of you if Ur a dickhead to him. Talan Reid usually has the best taste in music. Talan Reid normally has blue eyes and dark hair . Overall he is really nice.
Person 1: Hey Talan Reid ur a prick
Talan Reid: coming from u haha
Talan Reid: *punches the shit out of person 1*
Talan Pitts is such a strong handsome man who Carried 100 women on his large penis. If you meet a boy or mad named talan you should kiss him on his lips because they taste like strawberries. Talan Pitts penis is so large he created the Grand Canyon. He tried to stick his penis through it and he made cracks all on the canyon. Talan Pitts likes girls with the name Allie. So if your name is allie you have a %99 chance of dating talan.
You are such a Talan Pitts with you very large Penis.
A possibly-gay man who loves fisting me and my brother together. Heβs so fucking hot
Nolan M: Talan Pavao is such a hottie
Nolan L.: I know
Parker M.: That bitch is sexy
Me: I know
Talan and Grace are soulmates. And Grace occasionally gives Talan her WAP.
OMG ISABEYA GRACE JUST GAVE TALAN HER WAP! I totally ship talan and grace!
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