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Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.
"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige
When your significant other slaps your nipples and titty, as if claiming them to be their own.
“My boyfriend nip tamed me last night and I felt like I was being controlled. I loved it.”
Moose's are the largest members of the deer family, about the size of a horse. They have thick coats of long, dark-brown hair, humped shoulders, and long thin legs.
However, don't be fooled by this creatures peaceful appearance as they can be highly aggressive. A Moose can charge for no reason at all without warning. If this ever occurs to you, remember the three simple steps to stop the moose charging. This is called Taming The Beast.
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How Do You Tame The Beast?
-When the Moose charges at you carry out these three steps.
1) Choose your thigh which you want to attack, preferably one of the back two thighs as this is where most power comes from.
2) Assume the position - Do this by raising your hand just above your head.
3) TAME - Now run towards the beast, swing your arm round to gather momentum and then slap the palm of your hand on the animals thigh whilst shouting TAME THE BEAST.
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This should cause the animal to withdraw from attack. However, if the animal continues to attack continue to tame with increasing power and force. In the area occurrence in which the beast does not withdraw, grab hold of its antlers and go, ‘Yee-Haa’.
WARNING: Only carry out this in times of desperation.
Taming The Beast should ALWAYS be the last resort as it is an extremely dangerous task to carry out.
There are many ways to prevent a Moose from charging:
- Don't shout abuse at these creatures.
- Always give eye-contact.
- Always treat them with respect.
- Never poke them with large sticks.
- Hunting them WILL result in injury from the moose.
- Do not try and dress them.
- Yelling insults will increase the risk of a charge by 570%
- NEVER throw objects at them unless you have a death wish.
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The transition of a relationship from the female calling all the shots to the male calling all the shots.
Pussy taming happens because originally the male desperately wants to hook up with the female and get as much of her pussy as he can. He will do whatever it takes to do so, following her every whim; this is often termed being 'pussy whipped'. After a while he becomes confident he can have sex with her whenever he wants, so no longer has to bow to her needs. However, by this stage she has become emotionally attached and actually wants to maintain the relationship, while his lower emotional involvement now gives him the upper hand. Effectively her pussy has been tamed. The term is a derivation from lion taming.
Pussy taming can also happen in lesbian relationships as the balance of power changes between partners.
Jesse: Yo, we should totally ask Gaz to come to the ball game with us.
Harvey: Waste of time man, he's too pussy whipped by that bitch Kiandra.
Jesse: No dude, not any more.
Harvey: What happened man? They broken up?
Jesse: Nah dude, he's been pussy taming that bitch. He'll come for sure.
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The act of: removing ones clothes and turning on the shower, then the requirement of a poo occurs. A tamed impala then happens when the poo is not flushed so as to not affect the shower's temperature. It is then forgotten and left unflushed for the next bathroom user to find. The second user must find the unflushed act for it to become a tamed impala
Turning on the shower stripping off and then doing a poo naked and leaving it unflushed so the shower temperature is not affected. The opposite is rarely known unless the producer of the "untamed impala" informs the second user that they flushed their poo and got burnt in the shower.
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A sexual act in which neither partner may wash their pubic hair (the shrub), for at least one month. then the involved parties must lick their respective partners "shrub". in the final act of taming the shrub each partner must pluck out his or her lovers unwashed pubic hair with a pair of tweezers that they use regularly. extremely pleasureful if done right.
after they taming of the shrub together , they had no problem getting knocked up even thought the woman was 80.
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To masterbate or stroke the genitals in any way shape or form.
There is a kid I know who is always Taming The Eskimo in school.
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