tao

King TAO is the absolute man. First and foremost he has mastered the art of tao'ing. Second, he is man enough to leave his name. He resides in delco and yes, enjoys drinking brew. He also is infamously known for dominating the St. Denis BullDawgs in a 3 touchdown/100+ yard performace. Simply put, TAO, is a self made legend.

Hey Yooo TAO, pound that natti

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taos

1.BaBo spammer who likes to spam in all forums
2.Embargo lover

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tao of steve

the tao of steve is in three parts
1) Eliminate desire
2) you have to do something excellent in her presence
3) Retreat

1) A woman can smell an agenda
2) Proving your sexual worthiness
3) We pursue that which retreats

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hu tao

the hottest, prettiest, cutest, amazing-est, astounding, bewildering, breathtaking, extraordinary, impressive, marvelous, stunning, ravishing, gorgeous, appealing, glamorous, glittering, woman in genshin impact

person 1: what's your favorite genshin character

person 2: hu tao

person 1: why?

person 2: because shes the most hottest, prettiest, cutest, amazing-est, astounding, bewildering, breathtaking, extraordinary, impressive, marvelous, stunning, ravishing, gorgeous, appealing, glamorous, glittering, woman in genshin impact.

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Hu Tao

best girl in genshin impact

"Mom, what is special on 15th July?"
"Honey, it's Hu Tao's birthday!"

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fing tao

Fing Tao is a phrase in Cantonese for "flinging heads". It's what Cantonese speaking parents called rave parties back in their party days. The term originated from the way party goers swung their heads until they puked blood. Hence the Cantonese phrase "finging until (you) puke blood."

To break it down, Fing is a verb which means to fling. Tao is a noun which means head. The phrase "Fing Tao party" means a rave. Fing Tao Squad is your rave family.

Example at a rave:
Me: OMG this is Seven Lions!
You: BRUH! FING TAO!

Example lesson by your Chinese raver parents:
Parent 1: Don't go to those Fing Tao parties or you will puke blood.
You: Aw OK mom (goes anyway).

Example 3 at a rave:
Fing Tao Squad reporting in!

Example 4 at a rave:
Dude, is that auntie Amy and uncle Jo? Dam, they really know how to Fing Tao!

Example 5 after a rave:
That was a massive set, I Finged my Tao so hard I almost puked.

Hu Tao

Hu Tao is a very cool and epic character from Genshin Impact.
She is the 77th Master of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor

Guy 1: Are you gonna roll for Hu Tao?

Guy 2: Hell yes! She's so cool and much better than that virgin Xiao. Chad Hu Tao for the win!

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