Tap Water

Krusty ass dirty ass fuckin water

Damn that Tap Water tasted like your grandmas pussy
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Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.

Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’

Tokyo Tap Water

an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.

Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.