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to rim a black person.
shane wanted to "walk on tarmac" last night.
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The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.
Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.
A satirical phrase about a person who is, or thinks they are good at racing cars or motorcycles on the street or track.
i.e: someone who is can drive fast and is a self proclaimed professional.
"As a certified 'Tarmac specialist', going 130mph with an 800 horsepower car in the rain is an easy job for me."
To defecate on your partner's chest, and smear the excrement into their chest with your bottom, while they perform oral sex
She's a 1, but she's up for a tarmac blumke
To deficate in one's underwear.
To shit yourself
Hurry up in there luv, I'm about to tarmac the drive