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Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)
"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>
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In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"
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an invitation to be tased
"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"
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A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.
stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!
(taze)
stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!
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In reference to Andrew Meyer being tasered at the Univervisy of Florida. Synonymous with "get off my case" or "give me a break." If someone is bustin' your balls, and you want them to lay off.
Mike: "Hey man, you sure are a dumbass for fucking it up with that hot chick last night.
Derek: "Hey, don't tase me, bro! I was drunk!"
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Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.
Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
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On April 24 all the girls will protect themselves by tasing a boy after they stupidly declared this day national rape day