Tater

A nude picture, usually sent via text message, of someone you really don't want to see naked. Usually the person sending these messages is oblivious and just sends them for the hell of it.

Orin told me I've got a tater coming today, I need to watch my phone like a hawk so I can delete it in time.

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Tater

Verb - to end gainful employement. (KY)

Zach: Hey, have you seen Scott today?
Frank: No, didn't you hear? He got tatered last week.

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tater

A lazy person who is just sitting around doing nothing.

Quit being a tater and get your lazy butt off the couch!

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tater

A tenacious little guy playing basketball. (i.e. Spud Webb)

I was playing Spud Webb in NBA Jam, and when he got icy he turned into a flamin' tater.

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tater

A home run in baseball. Origin unknown

Albert Pujols smacked three taters today!

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Tater

Anus, rectum, buttocks or ass

Used almost exclusively with the phrase "Taking it in the tater" or "Took it in the tater" meaning to get screwed literally in the butt or screwed over figuratively.

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tater

A small, oval shaped vegitable normally eaten by the Irish, people on Prince Edward Island, and Gollum. It is also the symbol of WTP(Whats taters productions) Tater can be used to describe something(You dumb tater) or it can be used as a greeting or question(Whats taters!/Whats taters?)

Whats taters precious? whats taters eh?
POTATOES!

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