tel-cell tool

the idiots that hang around in front of a tv camera or front row seats at an event+call someone on their cell phone to see if they're on tv and smile and wave

Hey dude, am i on TV? Look...i'm the one waving like a total dick. I'm a tel-cell tool....look at me

Camp Tel Noar

THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD. Camp Tel Noar is the best camp where you make friendships that last forever.

I love CTN!
Go Negev!
Go Galil!
YAY TRIP DAY!
BTL

I LOVE CAMP TEL NOAR!!

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Camp Tel Noar

The geatest summer camp in the world where you make friends for life. Located in Hampstead, NH, CTN is where memories are made.

I <3 Camp Tel Noar!!!!!

Camp Tel Noar

The best place on Earth where you can have so much fun with awesome people that you love.

Camp Tel Noar rocks my socks.

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Nice one, Tel

The highest form of approval one friend can offer another.

Male Friend #1: I'm going on a holiday to Adelaide... First class all the way!

Male Friend #2: Nice one, Tel

stum tel ced

have a lot of money

I have a stum tel ced

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Tel Aviv Turn Around

This occurs when a non-jewish male wears any sort of Jewish Traditional item enraging a Jew to the point that he then seduces and has intercourse with the non-jew's girlfriend.

"What up dude?"
"Pulled the Tel Aviv turn around last night"
"How'd that go?"
"Her boyfriend dumped her, then she tried to kill herself by drinking perfume. So, you know, pretty much the best night ever."

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