Mine

"𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼. 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮"

weird kid: hey I like your red firetruck, can I have it?
other: no! mine!

mine

1. A word that replaces the term shotgun : used to tell people that u are claiming something
2. A place, usualy a underground tunnel where ores or precius stones are being gathered and shipped off.
3. A explosive device that has lethal side effects when activated.
4. A word that causes you to do 10 pushup's if answered to a question. After the 10th pushup you have to clap 1 time with your hands so everybody knows that you are a retarded person if your are at a public location. This last clap is increasing for the humiliation factor.

Waiting line in the supermarket:

Mark: Who's milk is this?
Onno: Mine
Seraphin: OOOOHHHH!! Yea bitch give me 10!
(pushups have to be done, no matter which location)

Exeption: When a driver of a car on a very busy road answered ''mine'' after a question, he can postpone the pushups untill the car has a initial velocity of 0 km/h.

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mine

repetitive - can override a yoink if said over and over again

"Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...."

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minefulness

the quality or state of being conscious or aware of how things effect or benefit you personally.

Bob is always looking out for whatever is best for him. Yeah, his minefulness is set to eleven.

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Minelis

Hottest girl ever want to fuck

Minelis is sexy

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mines

An explosive device meant to explode when you're near it.

Man: Wow! I found a cool pencil! I might as well just slip it in my pocket
Boy: SIR!! THAT PENCIL IS MINES!
Man: Oh, I'm sorry young man - wait... wahh??

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Mining

The process by which a female descends along a male shaft for long hours of hard labour. The process often occurs in darkness and can bring sweat to the skin.

On several occasions in the 19th century females were described as mining so much that a baby boom was in full flow. At the end of the 20th century it became legal to mine without a hard hat. Some often describe the process as a slag tipping it, noticeable figures that would mine up to 10 shafts a night and soon became encompassed with the catchphrase 'Mining? Whatcha say?'

Corrr Jenny, the way she does her mining, shes the Maggie Thatcher anti-christ.

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