July 5th

The day I make you mine😩😍

You’re so damn cute bruh, like ima finna make you mine on July 5th

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March 5th

The day you're aloud to hit your siblings

Me:it's March 5th

Siblings:oh no

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November 5th

National fuck off day

Person 1 : Hey, it's November 5th, you know what that means!
Person 2 : fuck off

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June 5th

People who are born on this day are the most beautiful, sweet, loving people you’ll ever meet.

He/She was born on June 5th?? They’re so amazing

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November 5th

The day where the prettiest girls were ever born. They are kind, beautiful, funny ans smart. The whole package. 😍

dude: oh damn she fineeee.
his friend: she must have been born on november 5th.

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5th base

butt sex, ass banging, corn-holio

"butt sluts like going to 5th base"

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October 5th

People born on this day are lucky, for they are born on grab ass day. They are sexy beasts and most likely super tall and buff. If you date someone born on October 5th, dont lose them, they will get their revenge!

"Man, hes hot. I heard he was born on October 5th."

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