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don't eat the big white mint

A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.

I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.

by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006

56๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).

Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.

by Malice1969 August 17, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone

To throw up in the toilet puke

Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning

by Gommash December 1, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.

He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

by Mark Singer November 27, 2006


don't eat the big white mint

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


making whale noises on the big white phone

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

by JV Biff July 17, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Dick White

Big Dick White, or BDW, is a caucasian male who exhibits aggressive and alpha male characteristics, usually in possession of a larger than average penis which they have been shown not afraid to use.

"Big Dick White comin' through!"

by TongueToTwat February 20, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž