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The act of having sex with a goose with its head in a dresser drawer, then when you climax, kicking the drawer shut with your feet, making the goose spasm uncontrollably as it dies.
DK-Prof...the original Flying Dutchman.
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it's where you drop a large hot steamy pile of shit onto her chest and then swam dive your ass cheeks onto her and smear it all over her, sexily!!
marsh was a fiend for the flying dutchman, so he asked brad to give it to him good!!
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Its when you lube up someones asshole and then lube up your head and just take a running start and dive in.
I couldnt sit for weeks because of the flying dutchman ted gave me.
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Term used for a guy who constantly circles the bar or nightclub trying to get a chick to talk or dance with him.
They sail around a lot but never come into port.
"That Flying Dutchman has hit on every girl in the bar and got turned down. Maybe he should stop trying so hard."
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to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven
she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman
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this is where you get a running start and try to get ur balls to hit others in the back of the head they are either sitting down or walking its nearly impossable but ive done it
doug was eating his lunch when joe jumped on the back of his seat and hit him in the head with his balls
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To jerk-off all over her face while she is sleeping
That bitch passed out on me so I gave her a Flying Dutchman and blew it all over her face!!!!
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