Grandma

An old woman that makes you so mad you yell at her saying "STOP PISSING IN MY CORN FLAKES!!!"

Me:My grandma's pissing in my corn flakes
Jucenda:Is she really pissing in you corn flakes?!
Me:No >_>

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grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

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Grandma

Short for the liquor shot Grand Marnier.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my mouth.

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grandma

Code name for marijuana, used by whitey.

Come over and watch tv with us tonight, grandma will be visiting!

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grandma

slow, lethargic, laggy

man... that shiet's grandma

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grandma

(interjection) Used in exasperation, boredom, happiness, or surprise.

Example: OH MY GRANDMA!

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Grandma

An old lady that smells like poop. Has wrinkles, brown spots on her skin, and uses a lot of saliva when kissing your cheek.

My grandma's BO is worse than the smell of my ass crack after a week of no wiping.

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