moo

Moo /mu/ vi. (Cowian) infinitive form of the verb “to moo”.

Note on pronunciation: Cowian is a tonal language containing over 35,000 known words, the vast majority of which are pronounced (approximately) “moo” mu.

Móo mòo môo möo. My mother (is) eating (the) flowers.

Moo möó moó möô. Good morning farmer Jones.

Möo môo moo. (Those) flowers are delicious.

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Moo

"Moo" means "I love you" in cow-speak.

-"Moo!"
-"Aww, me too!"

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The MOO

The act of being naked in the heat of summer. Posed on your hands and knees with your ball sack hanging freely like a set of cow udders, facing the doorway. Once in position call your target in the room, as they enter the room look over your shoulder and moo at them.

The MOO is undeniable by the lady friend. She can’t resist some fresh milk.

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mooing

When someone repeatly complains or asks about someone or something.

Harry: When's it my turn?
(30 seconds later)
Harry: I wanna turn, when's it my turn maate?
(not long after)
Harry: Mate?

Jimbo: I'm nearly finished with her, quit your mooing!

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moos

The word for literally nothing. You can use it any time in your life.

,I was shopping today.' ,Moos'
,I'm pregnant.' ,Moos'
,Your grandfather died.' ,Moos'
,Hi!' ,Moos'

mooing

v.

1. The state or process of releasing the moo sound that is released from a cow.
2. The state or process of talking about a most uninteresting and uncharismatic subject.

1. Mooing - as in to like, moo
2. moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo (repeat until bored)

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Moo?

Pick-up line used by a chubby chaser. When phrased as a question, it loosely translates into "I want to sex you, you big fat fatty, and nothing more. Are you interested?" Is particularily effective after excessive drinking, but is equally likely to end with a drink being tossed in the face followed by a slap. Also popular among frat boys, with the latter outcome most likely to occur.

Hollywood: "Moo?"
Fatty: "The fuck did you say, asshole?"
Hollywood, laughing: "Moo?"
Fatty: "Alright daddy, but keep it on the brown low."

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