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The newest member of the Nintendo Switch family, this time fully dedicated handheld unable to "switch" to TV mode. As a dedicated handheld based around handheld play, it is about 30% slimmer/lighter with an extra 30m-1h in battery life. It's also built more resilient, and without a plethora of features so that the Lite may retail for $199.99. These features include detachable joycons, HD Rumble, and the IR Camera. It will release in the colors Yellow, Gray, and Turquoise.
The Nintendo Switch Lite may seem questionable since it cannot actually dock to a TV, but it's great that consumers have more options.
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A Nintendo Switch Joycon with a knife blade hidden in it.
I killed my teacher with my Nintendo Switch blade!
When you can't afford to buy an official Nintendo Switch, just buy it from Temu. : ) I promise you won't get scammed. //jk
(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)
don't buy a temu nintendo switch kids.
Bro are you watching Nintendo switch for women?!
A game boomers used to find interesting and fun.
The act of putting one’s thumb in thumb in the mouth, and the other thumb up the ol’ bum hole, and switching both thumbs vice versa very quickly
Jommy: you want to play Nintendo switch?
Sonji: the game where you switch thumbs?
Jommy: oh fuck yeah bud!!
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A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.
Example: Fortnite
You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)
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