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New Order

They came from the band "Joy Division."
They had good songs from the 80s, but their album "Substance" was da bomb.
Their bast songs include Blue Monday, True Faith, and Bizarre Love Triangle.

New Order is the best band from the 80s. BETTER THAN ALL THAT CULTURE CLUB, OMD , or w/e..

by mastersYnth April 24, 2005

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Polish order

The state of completely chaos, disarray and/or decay.

OR
Something that was supposed to function and/or improve but made things worse

I was stuck in my car for 3 hours. The traffic today is in Polish order.

by the_kzb January 20, 2022


Rizztraining order

When the rizz is too strong

His fizz was so overwhelming, I had to get a rizztraining order!

by rizzlord December 27, 2022

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tall order

an assignment or task which is difficult or seems impossible to accomplish.

completing that paper and submitting it on time proved to be a tall order, since I only had less than a week to do it...that's the last time I leave anything until the last minute!

by Polo May 1, 2007

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Law and Order

A buzzphrase for presidents and presidential candidates for "Police State."

Presidential candidate (what he says): "I am the law and order candidate!"
Presidential candidate (what he means): "I intend to create a police state and curtail your rights!"

by Your Next Door Neighbor November 1, 2020

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Order The Soufflé

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.

Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011

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birth order

Something that everyone says he/she got least attention, most relational stress, and best personality from. Only child always say that he/she is lonely.

typical stereotyping goes as follows:
first born - bossy but responsible/independant
middle child - ignored but mediator/peace maker
youngest born - spoiled but nice/humorous
only child - jesus

In fact, according to a census done by Julius Caesar in 8th century, the first child suffers the most from lack of attention and the stress from the family. It's also proven that it's the birth order that develops the best personality.

by iateeight October 8, 2013