wayned

Getting scuttled on copious amounts of alcohol.

"Oh god, my head is killing me."
"Why?"
"Me and the girls got Wayned last night on some Woodstock."
"Did you get a root?"
"Obviously!"

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wayne

A Mum Beater

Child: What happened to you mum?

Mum: Wayne happened

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waynes

A unit of measurement for quantifying the goodness or badness of someone or something.

Usually expressed on a scale of one to five, with one being not all that good and five being very good. In this schema, the word is used with the modifying adjective "up."

Conversely, can be paired with the modifying adjective "down"
to express how bad something or someone is, with one indicating pretty bad and five meaning unbelievably awful.

Very similar to the "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" schema commonly used by the unimaginative, but any time waynes are brought into the picture the intensity of the message is increased by a factor of ten trillion.

Did you see that Meghan McCain chick? Man I give her five waynes up.

Ugh did you see that nasty old Sarah Palin grandma? Five waynes down!

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the wayne

When a man sits on a rotating table, or lazy Susan and proceeds to get rammed in the anus by a helmet mounted dildo worn by 13 of his closest friends

I head that guy had his mates round for the Wayne session

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wayne

a name that can be inserted into any song, film title or television programme. in fact anything and it makes it funny

waynedrops keep falling on my head. live and let wayne,
wayne, wayne, wayne
wayne, wayne. wayne
wayne, wayne

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wayne

a penis

woah! look at his wayne!

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wayned

To be under the influence of alchohol.

"Let's go get wayned."
"I'm soo wayned!"

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