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The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating
Hey man, can i come over?
Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"
K. :)
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The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.
You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."
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When an awkward pause is reached in a conversation amongst a group of people and a certain douchebag decides to point out that there has been that awkard silence that everyone was totally aware of. But they have nothing to add to the conversation. Thus resulting in another awkward silence.
*awkward pause*
"whoa, it just got really quiet"
*another awkward pause*
"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"
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after cupcaking someone, quickly rub your hand a further time upon their nose so they can smell the aftermath.
quickly tom, smell the aftermath.
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This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.
Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.
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A crap taken shortly after eating Taco Bell. Is either a liquid or a solid depending on the sauce. So bad that you can smell it across the house. The bathroom is contaminated for AT LEAST 24 hours, and even after needs a serious cleaning.
Jim: Who had toco bell?!?
Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.
Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!
THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.
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A popular game that has dinosaurs in it. The game is has 2 seasons and is good to play. Its kinda a horror game only is on Vr (Only on the quest and quest 2's) I dose deserve another season.
''Hey bro I just played the new VR game called jurassic world aftermath''