Banjo

An overweight individual - often female - who erroneously refers to themselves as "curvy." Banjos are typically delusional about the state of their appearance and desirability.

"She told me she had an hourglass figure, but she was a banjo."

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banjo

the most beautifulest boy ever. everything about him is perfect

banjo is so pretty

Banjo

A boxing term, meaning to knock someone out.

I think AJ will banjo Ruiz

no banjo

called when someones does not want to be the bitch of his friends and drive them around

No Banjo! youre driving

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Banjo

to wreck, or destroy

He banjo'd his motor when he hit the tree on the bend

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Banjo

Instrument of choice for bogwoppits, inbreds, and old men.

I heard the dueling banjo music when those bogwoppits came into the store.

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Banjo

1. A device used to make folk music. An example of this is dueling banjos, the banjo song that doesn't utterly suck.

2. Specifically a video game bear with a noisy bird in his backpack.

1. I reckon I'm a gonna play this here banjer an' bang mah sistar all day 'n night huh yuck!

2. Wow. I just played banjo kazooie. It sure is a lot like Mario 64.

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