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A nocturnal creature that continues to receive bad press since the coronavirus pandemic hit the planet, because it was blamed for unprovenly transmitting the virus to humans.
After a video showing a Chinese woman consuming bat soup (which was shot in Palau, and not in China, many years before the Covid-19 outbreak) was virally circulated, the bat has since become the world’s most notorious mammal.
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1)A bat is not a rat with wings or a rodent , they are mamals of the order Chiroptera, and are highly intelligent. They are the only mammal that can fly. There are only two types of 'vampire bats' that acually suck blood and they live in South America(mostly).
2)a club used for hitting a ball in various games
3)strike with, or as if with a baseball bat
1)Bats are really cute!!
2)I droped the bat on my toe and it really hurt!
3)Coach:Hey jimmy bat the ball
Jimmy: No shit sherlock
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a thing you use to hit people with
"im gonna hit you in the balls with a bat"
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i saw her butt, it was aiight. then she turned around and showed me them BATS!!, i was like daaayyyuuumm
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Huge cone, at least 3 papers (or 1 blunt paper) blunts.
Fuck spliff's lets smoke these bats!
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To hang upside down in a bat like position with you arms in a v shape against your hips. Pictures will then be taken and uploaded to social networking sites. The more unusual the position and place, the better the batting.
John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?
Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!
Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!
John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.
Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.
John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.
Jimmy: I love you
John: Get out
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