"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."
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When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet
shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!
Taking a big shit and letting it hang out your ass.
Let’s take a picture with a beaver tail
When a man transitions to be a woman, but wants to keep the balls. The dangly bits are known as the beaver-tail
Hey Mike, that chicks hot! But be sure to check for that beaver-tail!
When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.
When a huge piece of shit hangs on your ass.
Dammit, I've got a beaver tail.
When u give a person a bigger dab than they were expecting. Causing heavy coughing!
You just got beaver tailed! (Cough)