Boats

Something you say when things go your way

Mike: Dude did you just see that, i saved the J from dropping
Kyle: Boats

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Boats

1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.

In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"

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boat

(UK)face - Cockney Slang, "Boat Race = Face"

That girl is a goddamn fatso, but she has a lovely boat. I'd do her.

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Boat

Acronym B.O.A.T

Best of All time

Yo that party was boat

Yo you seen that girl? DAMNNNN
Yeah shes the boat

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boat

Long, hard wood that's full o seamen

I bought a giant ass boat on Craig's List

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boat

It stands for Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport.

Rachel: You can't afford a boat.
Joey: I'll do whatever it takes. I'll make payments!
Rachel: It's just a buoyancy operated aquatic transport.
Joey: I want The Mr. Beaumont!
Rachel: Oh very well.

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boat

another name for a full house in poker.

"Ace high flush! Pay up, bitch!"
"Not so fast, motherfucker! I've got the boat."
"Damn nigga!"

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