Bookings

Downtown police station where you get processed when you get caught

Shit i got caught 2 weeks ago and had to go to the bookings

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Book

Mutiple definitions,

1. An elephant with boiling hot explosive diarrhea with mental issues.

2. The spirit of your dead gerbil that came back to life to haunt you.

3. The cheese in between your toes.

1. "I saw a book at the airport yesterday!"

2. "My gerbil came to life to haunt me so I called Justin Bieber to help me bust that damn book!"

3. "I had a lot of books in my toes so I scraped it into my moms mouth while she was sleeping."

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booked it

verb: pastence of book it: to have ran away as fast as posible

guy 1: why you outta breathe?

guy 2: 5.0 came thru outta no where

guy 1: so what

guy 2: what u mean 'so what?', i had a 50 sack, i booked it

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book

the thing that make boomers have an instant orgasm just by looking at it

kid: hey grandpa i found this really cool book-
grandpa: aaauuughhh yeahhh
kid: k im gonna go now

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booked

to get in trouble or caught for something that you did wrong

I got booked for skipping yesterday

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Books

What people don't read enough today.

"Books? What's that?"

Dumbass MTVeenager

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The Book

A large book that existed since the dawn of time. Contains all tricks ever known to man, sorted by date.

You told her you were gay so you'd get closer to her? That's the oldest trick in the book, and won't work either!

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